

Meet P&Q
Patrice & Quinn.
Two generations. One hilarious idea.
What started as a road-rage-fueled birthday gag turned into a full-blown laughter prescription. Patrice brings the life experience (and the rants). Quinn brings the social savvy. Together, they’re here to help you survive people… one laugh at a time.


The Sanity Saver Collection
Tired of adulting? Same.
Our Sanity Saver Collection includes four hilarious pill bottles YOU FILL with sweet treats of your choice, turning everyday stress into laugh-out-loud “medicine.”
Because real life doesn’t come with instructions, but it should come with snacks.

Step 1: Choose the Sanity Saver Collection.
Step 2: You fill it with candy, snacks, mints, or whatever sweet fix your recipient loves.
Step 3: Gift it and enjoy the laugh-out-loud reaction.
These pill bottles are novelty gag gifts only. Bottles arrive empty and are intended for non-medicinal items like candy or snacks. Not for use with real medications or pharmaceutical products.

People are exhausting and
we made merch about it.
From the original Sanity Saver Collection to tanks, hats, water bottles, and other sanity-saving essentials, this collection exists for anyone navigating life with humor, caffeine, and a very thin patience margin.
Fill the pill bottles with treats. Wear the shirts with pride. Sip your water dramatically. Everything here is meant to make you laugh and let the world know you’re doing your best.
New Collections Coming Soon
The Pregnancy Patience Collection
The Testosterone Tolerance Collection
Because some seasons of life require extra strength.


















